In seeking inspiration for fridge magnet storytelling, look no further than your local e-mail spam queue. Here’s a sampling of subject lines from the last two days, in order of appearance:
Torment of cheerleader girls
Our school’s in trouble!
What should I do?
Everybody be cool!
Don’t panic, I’ve found a solution!
Bro, you sure?
To climb your throat on sobs easily chased