14 Mar

Found On Internet – Excellence

Get Reading And Soar….

or FOIE GRASĀ tm

Look for my chain of link-sharing kiosks opening in malls across Merica soon. My plan is to seed all populous locations with kiosks and then, on a secret signal, assemble them into a monolithic superstore (shaped like a goose) and crush the independent link shops. Because nothing has a laugh more sinister than a goose (except perhaps a swan, and they’re federally protected, so…)

Gander powers, activate!

The Xylanthians are already among us (Yes, I’m Sirius! You’ll C!)
http://xkcd.com/1342/

Why you can’t read past this link, if you made it this far
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/02/why-writers-are-the-worst-procrastinators/283773/

Some of these are on my reading list now. Note, none are about Bender, the Futurama character, although perhaps someone should write one.
http://io9.com/this-years-most-mind-expanding-book-about-gender-1524862506

“Bitch!” “Wow, you say it like it’s not a compliment!”
http://www.stackedbooks.org/2014/03/the-unlikable-female-protagonist-field.html

Peter Watts on how Silverbacks React to Eye Contact or Who’s Watchin’ the Watchmen
http://www.rifters.com/crawl/?p=4689

Finally, just get the job done
http://blog.nathanbransford.com/2014/03/you-dont-have-to-write-every-day.html

(Sorry, it’s the emergence of sunshine and the resulting colors in a humid yet crisp atmosphere.)